I dislike doing this but...
the weather at the North Pole is warmer than it is here!
I don't think I am using the term weather correctly. On the other hand I don't intend to ship palm trees northward any time soon.
PS Santa is not in any danger - except from Hollywood and Wall Street. Who could have imagined the extinction of the Passenger Pigeon? Cannot happen again, could it? Ought this "WOB" be the last one? Can I "Hitch" a ride with somebody down the MW?