Caught in the act

 I am in my kayak, a meter or so from landing, when I see this incredible scene:

Now who is a wise old bird?

2 Fishermen

2 fishermen were talking about the fish they caught - as usual too large to be believed. So one fellow (no woman would descend to this discussion) undid his shoe and tied the other one's hands together to stop the exagerated length of mythology. However, the victim cupped his hands together and said "With such great eyes"!  The following fishermen were caught in the act - and were too polite to speak.

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